The Vending Machine Game

I get English class.

i throw in a computer mouse.

A cat gets out of there.

I throw in a bakeneko

I get an explosive crate, which explodes in my face. ;-;
I throw a vending machine in the vending machine, vending machinception. :O

Yo dawg i herd u liek vending machines so i put a vending machine on your vending machine so you can buy while you buy.

I throw in an eye

I get blind

I throw in all $0 of my money

I get an empty wallet.

I throw in a youkai

I get a time parADOOOOOOoXXXX


AGHGHGHGHHGHAGGHHGAHGHAGHAGAHAGHAGAHAHG!


(i throw in myself throwing in myself)

I get inside-out you.

I throw in a grenade with a Hello Kitty design.

I die from diabetes.

I throw in a photo of myself

I get a cloning machine, but all the clones turn into Patofan

I throw in all of the Patofan clones

I get something REAL shiny.

I throw in a Canadian penny.

I get a shilling.

I throw in that fancy USA platinum giant coin

I get a $-12 bill.

I throw in a Gensokyan note.

I get... yens? Not sure :p

I throw in a magical bouncing deadly exploding tiny wet ping ying-yang orb (too much Scribblenauts)

I get ninjas.
I throw in their swords.

I get pirates.

I throw in an endless war

You get world peace.

I throw in Science!

I get Magic!

I throw in Magitek

I get lego

I get thin air.

I throw in cats