The Vending Machine Game

I grab me some CDs.

I throw in Micheal Jackson.

Strangely I get a loaf of bread.

I throw in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I get a typewriter with the punctuation marks missing.

I toss a pig into the machine.

I happily receive bacon from the machine. I cook eggs and put the extras in the machine.

You get an angry chicken.

I throw in xero's BOSS avatar.

I get digital human flesh.
I throw in my Biology homework.

I get a male with "partner" tattooed on the chest. What am I supposed to do with that?

I throw in the Omega Orbus Stellar Manipulator...

I get something from the machine...but I'm not quite sure what it is.

I put some escargot in.

I take out an escapegoat. Dude claims he's from prison... and what? That's odd... he says his name is "xero".

I throw in the knife I plucked off of his belt.

I get a bottle of blood. Any vampires want this?

I throw in Ryan86me's BOSS avatar.

I get a spinning epic face.

I throw in ignited boost boots. (Lemme guess, flames come out of the machine and the next poster gets SCORCHED!)

I get LvL 100 Fire Ultimate Plate Leggings. (Might give these to some girl. :p)

I put in Ancient Spell Book with infinite pages.

I get a headache, accompanied by whispers of the long forgotten gods that lie dormant beneath the earth's crust. In their whispers they tell me things. Terrible, terrible things. Things that would drive anyone mad. And I listen. And I obey. I am their servant, for they do not live or die. They are outside the mortal cycle, to which we have been tied to through our prisons of flesh and bone. After the cycle ends for us, the city of the fallen moon will serve as our home, for their leathery tower is what awaits us. Shur'nabb, Yog-Sothoth!

I throw in a wrinkly dollar...

You get a wrinkly candy bar. (Gross...)

I throw in the meaning of life.

I get the number 42.

I put in the map of all worlds.

You get an egg.

I carefully place in a servant of the forgotten gods, because, when handling humans, one should be careful.

I get a pouch of ashes and goose bumps.

I put in a black plant which never existed.

I get out black oxygen, which also doesn't exist. I then proceed to breathe in that oxygen and die from it.

My dead body falls into the vending machine.

I get a yellow piece of paper with the words "Thank you" on it.

I sacrifice a human into the vending machine.

I get a hardcore like button for gods.

I put human nails into the machine.