The Vending Machine Game

I get the another bad grammar.

I throw my grammar textbook into the vending machine.

I get earplugs.

I throw a smiley into the machine.

I get Drew Smyly.

He pitches a fastball which breaks the batter's bat. Part of the broken bat flies into the vending machine.

I get Baseball Bat Bats from the machine.

They fly around hitting people. I take one, set it on fire then throw it inside the machine.

I get a mini replica of a forest fire.

I take the carbon dioxide from the air surrounding it and put it in the vending machine.

I get oxygen.

As I think that I got nothing, I hit the machine then throw some trash inside of it.

I get a trash bin.

I sneeze into a tissue, but I miss throwing it in the trash bin and it lands in the vending machine.

I get a slime monster which has a cloak.

It ate all my snacks so I burned the wretched thing. The gas from the slime floated inside the machine.

I get more oxygen.

I take it to space and use it to initiate a combustion. Pleased in success, I fly back down to Earth to report it, but my rocket ship lands in a giant vending machine.

I get an UFO.

The aliens immediately took it and fled away to the outer space. The also tried to shoot me from touching their precious flying object, but they missed, shot onto the ground and the blast wave from the explosion made a truck fly inside the machine.

I get my package from the UPS.

I open it, see that it's ruined by the explosion, and put it back into the vending machine.

I get a broken truck wheel.

I trade it with a junkie for a stick then I throw it inside the machine.

I get a tree.

It's growing apples, so I take one and put it in the vending machine.

I get an iPod.

It doesn't please me like my Nokia, which accidentally falls into the machine.

I get a brick.

I build a house, but I drop my brush with mortar on it into the vending machine.

I get a golem's lice comb.

I don't do anything with it so I just break it and throw it inside the machine.

I get a plastic fork.

I take the fork and use it instead of a spoon, which I throw into the vending machine.

This guy comes out from the machine and hits everyone with a spoon.

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I throw "HELP ME!" message inside the machine.

I get a "Hiring!" sign.

I put it on my business, but my first client trips and falls into the vending machine.

I get a person who has a side quest for me.

I accepted it and after 12 hours of wandering around, I abandon the quest and throw it inside the machine.