The Vending Machine Game

I get a To-Do List.

One of the items is "Buy Milk", which I do but accidentally drop the carton into the vending machine.

I get a box of juice.

I drink it with great satisfaction and then a happy tear of mine drops inside the machine.

I get a cup of TenebrisNemo's tears.

I use it to water my garden, but the high sodium levels kill the plants. I take a dead tomato plant and put it into the vending machine.

I get an expired ketchup bottle.

I put some ketchup on a hat then throw it inside the machine.

I get one of the tortilla chip hats with salsa in it from Despicable Me 2.

I take Gru's nose and put it inside the vending machine.

I get Voldemort's last horcrux.

I throw it into a trash bin then throw my diseased eye inside the machine.

I get eyeball soup.

I give it to a witch, who happily eats it then puts the recipe in the vending machine.

I get a magic potion.

I drop it at the ground and then a demon comes from the explosion. It jumps straight into the machine.

I get the demon form of myself.

He joins the angel version of myself on my shoulders, and their bickering makes me angry, causing me to angrily throw my soda that I'm holding into the vending machine.

I get a water bottle and a box of sugar.

Ants stole the sugar and I was arrested because the water was in a vodka bottle. Police thinks I am drunk and throws the bottle on the ground. The pieces of glass flies inside the machine.

(Your water bottle was glass? O_O)

I get a new window.

I try to put it in my frame, only to be disappointed that it doesn't fit. I get a new frame and throw the old one in the vending machine.

I get a glasscannon.

I shoot the canonball inside of it and it shatters the cannon in pieces from it. The glass pieces flies through my body inside the machine.

I get a bloody drinking glass.

I put it in the dishwasher, but that gets everything bloody. I take a knife and put it in the vending machine.

I get a bloodstained knife.

I use it in a ritual then I throw a horrific skull inside the machine.

I get Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

He yells at Peanut, who runs away and jumps inside the vending machine.

I get peanut butter.

I put it on some breads which I throw inside the machine.

I get a turkey sandwich. 8)

I put my computer in the vending machine.

I get a system which point is at 1.

I delete My Computer from the system and it drops to 0. It crashes and explodes. The flames from the explosion gets sucked inside the machine.

I get a lit match.

I use it to light a Bunsen Burner for chemistry, but I left my chemistry textbook in the vending machine.

I get a book of "Acid making for dummies."

3 hours after that I am high for some reason and throw my wallet inside the machine.