The Vending Machine Game

I get a shredded piece of paper.

After spending hours of my time regluing it, I read the message that LBP4 is confirmed. In my joy I throw my previous LBP games into the vending machine.

I get LBP 6.

I can not play it with the current Playstation consoles, so in my frustration I try to break the disc, but fail and my finger flies inside the machine.

I get a severed finger, now adorned with pretty turquoise nail polish.

A bit grossed out, I put a ring on it and throw it back into the machine.

Out comes Frankenstein's wife.

I place a 2,561 pound Jack-o-Lantern in the vending machine.

I get a 2,561 pound pumpkin pie.

I put DiamondDiancie10 into the vending machine.

I get a Halloween story that I still need to finish up.

So, I throw in that and whatever stuff I'm writing up for Thanksgiving.

I get a very boring autobiography.

I take a picture of my face and put it in the vending machine.

You get one like and one comment from your relative, saying: ":-D"

I put a human soul into the vending machine.

I get a soul mate.

We are about to kiss, but then we both trip and fall into the vending machine.

You fall back out, but are cursed with the 24-hour rule.

I bleed holy blood into the vending machine.

I get the new reincarnated God.

I put his halo into the vending machine.

You get every game from the Halo franchise. Sucks to be you, buddy ;-(

I put sarcasm and mean intentions into the vending machine.

I get an evil peanut lord. you know which one.

Out of shock and spoopiness I tripped right into the vending machine.

I get the best Santa Claus ever: he gives you video games.

I throw the awful Bubsy 3D game into the vending machine.

I get Fallout 4.


I fro n mi badly spelld comments.

I gte bald yspleld eansers.

I put in the amazing game of Fibbage.

I get the terrible game; Five night's at derpy's 10


I throw in my lucky mole's fore-leg.

I get an unlucky rabbit's leg.

I throw in Lucky Charms.

I get- A WILD JIGGLY-PUFF IS ATACKING, SIR MONACLE DODGED. SIR MONACLE ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE! ATTEMPT FALIED. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. SIR MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUMONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. SIR MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF ATTACKS. JIGGLY-PUFF MISSES. SIR MONACLE FLEES.

I put in a packet of candy-floss.

I get mint-flavored floss.

I put in a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.