The Vending Machine Game

I get a life.

I sacrifice a goat into the vending machine...

I get a dagger.


I put an act into the vending machine.

I get a PSAT. :hero:

I put all of Sir monacle's EXP into the vending machine.

You get an end game screen.

I put a foreign coin into the vending machine.

I get a foreign chocolate bar.

I put all my personal experience into the vending machine.

I get.... Oh, the horror! MAKE IT STOP! AGGHHHHHHHHH.



I bail myself into the vending machine.

I get a copy of space invaders.

Because I don't own a atari 2600, I put the copy of space invaders in the vending machine.

I get a copy of Space Balls.

I prefer Star Wars, so I put that into the vending machine.

I get random junk.... I'm still stuck in the vending machine..... Help...


I do my business in the vendinmg machine.

I would say what came out, but this forum is rated E.

I throw a hook into the vending machine to try to get Sir monacle out.

I get a toy anchor! Wait..... Why does this thing have to be magical?


I drop my crane game in the vending machine.

I get a crane.

Again wondering how big this thing is, I myself run inside the vending machine.

I get a party. Good thing this vending machine is bigger on the inside.


I put up a missing poster.... One person stuck here is a mystery, TWO people stuck here is a problem.

You get a saw.

After using it to cut open the machine and let us free, I put a stick of gum into the machine.

Oh, look gum! *jumps into the (somehow) fixed vending machine. I get a pack of gum instead.


my leg gets stuck in the vending machine. I try to pry it out with my arm. ... Great... Both my leg and arm is now stuck.

I get something really expensive. 8D

After pulling Sir monacle out of the vending machine, I put a dollar in.

I get spare change.


Was the air all ways this fresh? IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WALLS MOVING!? GET ME OUT OF HERE! *tries jumping into the vending machine again*

Stop! Don't pull me! They want to eat me. No... No... No... Noooooooo! *the rules card drops from my sleeve into the vending machine as I was dragged away...*

I get a person who violated all the rules.

I get nothing.... I kick the vending machine until I get something....



I put in nothing.

I get out nothing.

I put in something for once.