The Vending Machine Game

I get something else.


I put in someone else's life story.

I got FreeAim's autobiography.

Because I was bored reading the first page of it, I threw the book into the vending machine.

I get some sort of book about medieval times, a mouse and darth vader.....

Even though this book is terrible.... I throw the book instantly into the bin... Witch then Disney picks up...

I put a flashlight into the vending machine.

I get a spotlight.

I put a treadmill into the vending machine.

I get a cardiac arrest.



I put a suggestion into the vending machine.

I get a winning candidate.

I put Barack Obama into the vending machine.

I get president monacle....




I press the nuke button.

I get a nuke.

I kill Sir monacle with it then put his monocle into the vending machine.

This is trippy..... So... This is what it's like to be dead? Strange.... I though it would hurt ALOT more.... No matter.... *picks up monocle from the vending machine*


I put ghost-ee-o's into the vending machine, the cereal that's already dead!

I get invisible Cheerios.

I put part of a balanced breakfast into the vending machine.

I get some sugary cereal and bacon..... Sadly I can't eat it.... You killed me.



I put a tip into the vending machine.

I get a useful application of the tip.

I put a monocle into the vending machine.

I get an eyeglass lens.

I get to the jail for stepping onto the Chance square and my 100 monopoly dollars falls inside the machine.

I get a 'get out of jail free card'

I put a full pi-chow set into the vending machine

I get a doge.

I burn it immediately and I get so many haters that 49 million of them fell inside the machine.

I get 49 million gators.

After they rip me to pieces they throw my head into the vending machine.

I get L1N3R1D3R's head...... Heh, Heh Heh Heh...... AhahAHhaHAhaHAhaHAHahAHhahAHAAAAA. MUHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA. *ahem* I play football with L1N3R1D3R's head.


I completely empty the vending machine.

I get all the candy from the machine.

I put my dear grandmother's necklace into the vending machine.

I get a Fancy Necklace which increases my Charisma by 5.

I wear it and try to ask a beautiful warrior for a date. She slaps me and a tooth flies from my mouth inside the machine.

I get poor dental hygiene, how does this vending machine work!?



I tip the vending machine over.