The Vending Machine Game

I get the Vending Machine Instructions.

I give them to Sir monacle and I steal his grandmother's vase and throw it inside the machine.

I get a bunch of useless soil.

I put JoshJepson into the vending machine.

I get this:

http://gamerselite.x10.mx/wp-content...JoshJepson.png

I put these inside the machine:

http://rlv.zcache.com/galaxy_retro_s...4.jpg?rlvnet=1

I get the 80's Ew.



I throw my shattered dreams and hopes into the vending machine.

I get shattered glass.

I put Garfield into the vending machine.

...I get this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss_ENMELDt8


I do nothing but stare at the warm glow of the vending machine....

You get a sunburn.

I put Silver's "It's no use!" into the vending machine.

You get Error 403.

I put black coffee into the vending machine.

I get water, coffee beans and a cup.

I drink the water, throw away the beans and I give the pretty cup to my girlfriend. Her happiness shines inside the machine.

I get some magic beans witch I invest into a pyramid scheme.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo

I put the pyramid into the vending machine.... Somehow.

I get a fancy coffin.

http://gothicdecor.net/wp-content/up...ds-300x232.jpg

I throw an eyeball inside the machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo

I get eyeball-shaped candy. Halloween-themed stuff, you know.

I put the clothes I'm wearing right now inside the vending machine.

I get nothing. DUN DUN DUNNNN

I put my clothes inside the mc.hine.

I get a nightmare where L1N3R1D3R and TeenbrisNemo are having a naked dance party....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo


I try to carry the vending machine.

I fall out of the vending machine. You were wondering why it was so heavy...

I put a Butterfinger into the vending machine.

I get the butterfinger and throw it onto the floor. This is a mars vending machine now.



I continue to carry the vending machine.

FreeAim falls out. How many people are in there?

I put my cat into the vending machine.

I keep the cat. >_>



I continue to carry the vending machine out of the room.

The Eiffel Tower falls out. Jeez, you're really strong!

I put a single grain of salt into the vending machine.

I drop the vending machine. and take the grain of salt out.


I pick up the vending machine and begin to carry it.