The Vending Machine Game

I get Bugs Bunny.

I put Penn and Teller into the vending machine.

I get 2 grey rocks.

I put golden nugget inside the machine.

I get chicken nuggets.



I put an entire burger king inside the machine.

I get a fat king.

He thanked me for saving him from the 7th dimension and gave me a chest full of gold coins. I drop some coins inside the machine.

I get chocolate coins.

I put a Whatchamacallit into the vending machine.

I get the holy chocolate bar with The Quest for the Holy Chocolate Bar.

The Quest was for the max level players only and it would have lasted 3 months, so I abandoned the quest, eat the chocolate and drop the paper inside the machine.

I get a 20 page college paper.

I see that it has MLA format, get a PTSD attack, then throw myself into the vending machine.

I get a bomb.

I give* it to Sir monacle then I jump inside the machine.

I get a lollipop covered in hair.

I put my dear cat into the vending machine.

How long must I hold this bo-- *boom!*



I put some chocolate into the machine.

I get Mr. Hershey himself.

I put Chell from Portal into the vending machine.

I get another one of Valve's silent protagonists....



I attempt to carry the vending machine.... But within my attempt my foot slipped and is now lodged in said vending machine.

You pull your foot out and find another foot has grown out of it, like some strange tumor. You name it Mini-Foot.

Undeterred by the odd anomaly on Sir monacle, I stuff an over-sized teddy bear into the machine.

I get an alien frog hungry grizzly bear.

I place in all of the alien frogs I know in the machine to protect them from the bear.

They turn into Mad Frogs.

I put all the memes into the vending machine.

I get an eyeball.

I drop my *licking lollipops without sticking your hair in them in a lifetime* trophy inside the machine.

I get literally zero respect. 8D

I put the DI method of integration into the vending machine.

An Asian comes out from the machine.

I drop some noodles inside the machine.

I get an Italian who initiates a slap fight with the Asian.

I throw two tickets to a gun show into the machine.

I get a cowboy.

He makes me dance by almost shooting at my feet with his revolver then he spits inside the machine.