The Vending Machine Game

I get a bucket.

I place my old refrigerator into the vending machine, and it is filled to the brim with Earth Balance.

I get some moldy cheese....




I wrap the moldy cheese in tinfoil, then I put said moldy cheese (witch is now wrapped in tinfoil) into the machine.

I get this.

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A green goblin takes it from my hands then he jumps inside the machine.

I get a zombie.

I put Michael Jackson back into the vending machine.

I get Voldemort. :hero:

I throw a nose inside the machine.

Got your nose!



I put a finger into the machine.

Got your worm! 8)

I throw 2 legs and an arm inside the machine.

I get all of Steve Jobs' possessions.

I throw TenebrisNemo's remaining arm into the vending machine. 8D

I got a Mcdonalds happy meal.... Awesome! A karate toy!



I put some money into the machine.

I get a bar of gold.

I put SPIARMF into the vending machine.

I get politics....



I say what no man has never said during a political session.... "Run!"

In my effort to escape politics I run into the machine, knocking me unconscious.

Oh, I got Sir monacle plushie. What a surprise. *Sarcasm lvl 100*

I throw its eyes inside the machine.

I get eyeball candy. Delicious!

I put a pound of math into the vending machine.

I get a single hair from Einstein's head.

I put Dracula inside the machine.

I get a pile of "Bleh Ble-Bleh" memes.

I put all of existence into the vending machine. Me, you, Pekopo-I mean Earth, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Universe, the universes beyond that, God, and even the vending machine itself. BOY, That was tiring.

I get a paradox, because I would have to put the vending machine inside itself.

I put Capt'n Crunch into the vending machine.

I get dog food. 8)

I throw DiamondDiancie inside the machine.

I get a dancing diamond.

I put a caramel macchiato into the vending machine.

I get Tasty Coffee.


It increases my HP by 50 and my MP by 500. Then I throw the empty mug inside the machine.

I get a customized mug with Bosch on it.

I put all the characters from Final Fantasy into the vending machine.