The Vending Machine Game

Summon ritual comes out from the machine.

Imp pops out from somewhere and flies inside the machine.

I get a goblin.

I put a dictionary inside the vending machine.

I get the book with the worst script ever.

I throw my life inside the machine.

I get a fairy in a bottle.

I put Grandma's Soup into the vending machine.

I get the soap of warmth & love.

I put your life inside the machine.

I get all the money in the world.

I put TenebrisNemo's lollipop inside the machine.

I get a 3 months old lollipop.

I put L1N3R1D3R's sled inside the machine.

I get a fancy new refurbished chair.

I put a trumpet inside the vending machine.

I get Donald Trump.

I put Donald Duck inside the machine.

I get Mickey, Goofy, Minnie, and Pluto all at once.

I put whatever other characters from that show I missed into the vending machine.

I get Disney.

I throw Square Enix and Disney inside the machine.

I get Dragon Quest.

I put Cloud Strife inside the vending machine.

I get a chocobo.

I put Sephiroth inside the machine.

I get another cool sword.

I put standupmaths inside the machine.

I get a wizard.

I put all the screaming people you've ever met inside the machine.

I get broken speakers.

I put Toad inside the machine.

I get a handsome prince.

He steals your girl and you cry a river of tears inside the machine.

I get the weirdest waterfall ever.

I put Taylor Swift into the vending machine.

I get a painful screech.


I put in a long winded, very painful and heavily misspelled paragraph in an attempt to change someone else's opinion.

I get a Note.

I sell it for 1 fake gold coin and I drop the coin inside the machine.