The Vending Machine Game

I get normal candy and nasty body parts.

I put this mask inside the machine.

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I get Medusa.

I put the Golden Fleece inside the machine.

I get a lamb and a pile of gold.

I put a snake and a human inside the machine.

I get Medusa again.

I put a bottle of strawberry milk inside the machine.

I get a bottle, some milk and some strawberries.

i PUT CAPS LOCK INSIDE THE MACHINE.

I Get A Sentence Where Every Word Is Capitalized.

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I get some space men searching for a space bar.

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I put sunglasses inside the machine.

I get the Blind spell.

I put Limit Break inside the machine.

I get Omnislash.

I put the real feeling of it inside the machine.

I get super fancy physics.

I put gravity inside the machine.

I get inertia.

I put a Mad Libs book inside the machine.

I get made-up stories.

I put your soul inside the machine.

I get whatever the devil gave me in exchange.

I put a fiddle inside the machine.

I get a fancy, unrealistic fantasy weapon which is a fiddle at the same time.

I put lvl 1 leather boots inside the machine.

I get level 100 bullet-proof boots.

I put my lack of knowledge of your references inside the machine.

I get my lack of knowledge of your references from the machine.

I put lemons inside the machine.

I get a lime.


I put the past into the vending machine.

I get a very somber painting.

I put ChilledChaos inside the machine.

I get a hairless monkey.

I put all my dump answers inside the machine.