The Vending Machine Game

I get March 17th.

I put the luck of the Irish inside the machine.

I get a pot full of gold coins.

A leprechaun kicks me to the knee and takes it away. He dropped one gold coin accidentally while running away and the coin rolls inside the machine.

I get a chocolate coin.

I put a Paratroopa inside the machine.

I get Yoshi with a turtle's shell.

I put Negativitron inside the machine.

I get a brand-new, state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner. You could get yours for the low price of 29.95! But that's not all, buy now and get some professional vacuum cleaner glasses, for only 15.95 extra! Buy now before the ends as of: 19/05/2016.
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I put a poster of my offer into the machine.

I get an advertisement.

I put every angry kid from all multiplayer games inside the machine.

I get YouTube. 8D

I put all my hair inside the machine.

I get a Ferby.

I put 1990's kids meme inside the machine.

I get 2016 dank memes. Dam'n, Daniel!

I put my keyboard inside the machine.

I get a dull, bland life-style that ends up killing me at the age of 43.



I put my originality into the machine.

I get a copy paste h4h level.

I put your future wife inside the machine.

I get the Abominable Snowwoman. 8)

I put theodd1sout comic inside the machine.

I get a world without black men.

I put Stalin's mustache inside the machine.

I get Wooly Willy.

I add to that by putting Hitler's mustache inside the machine.

I get Hunt the Jews board game.

I put racist comments inside the machine.

I get the Boston Marathon.

I put puns that take a long time to get inside the machine.

I get a Rubik's Cube.

I put all the slime and sweat which you have produced in your lifetime inside the machine.

I get the mustiest basement in existence.

I put fan fiction of me inside the machine.

I get a book which makes every reader kill themselves with fire.

I put Jesus inside the machine.

I get a high-tech cross.

I put Aisha Tyler inside the machine.