The Vending Machine Game

I get darkness.

I put my eyeballs inside the machine.

I get a witch's brew.

I put all the cuss words inside the machine.

I get Popeye the Sailor Man.

I put spinach inside the machine.

I get a very small part of the pizza I just ate.

I put irregular verbs inside the machine.

I get the idiots who you have to work with.

I put all the best pro players inside the machine.

I get Leffen, ZeRo, Mew2King, and SuPeRbOoMfAn.

I put Toon Zelda inside the machine.

I get a childish elf.

I put a demon inside the machine. Muahahahhah

I get a fiery inferno.

I put Dante Alighieri inside the machine.

I get him:

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150419230108

He makes minced meat from my hand and the meat drops inside the machine.

I get a meat pie.

I put every state fair in the US inside the machine.

I get McDonald's menu.

I put stereotypical thoughts inside the machine.

I get a love-hate relationship with Donald Trump.

I put paper copies of my finals inside the machine.

I get all the torture tools from the history.

I put all the glitches inside the machine.

I get Donald Trump again.

I take off his toupee and put it inside the machine.

I get a big hairy animal from the jungle.

I put Guns 'n Roses inside the machine.

I get Welcome to the Jungle.

I put the guitar controller from Rock Band inside the machine.

I get a guitar flamethrower.

I put nothingness inside the machine.

I get this:

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I put all the facepalms people have suffered because of this inside the machine.

I get the holocaust, world war 2 and world war 1 in a box.

I put your worst nightmare inside the machine.

I get a B on a test.

I put every heart piece inside the machine.