The Vending Machine Game

I get multiple heartlesses.

I put Donald Duck inside the machine.

I get Daisy Duck.

I put the Wombo Combo inside the machine.

I get Captain Falcon.

I put Cloud Strife inside the machine.

I get a broken limit.

I put the Monado sword inside the machine.

I get an unpractical sword.

I put Skallagrim inside the machine.

I get Skeletor.

I put people who easily get offended inside the machine.

I get the filth of mankind.

I put more angry little kids inside the machine.

I get the new Smash Bros. patch.

I put my cute, cuddly cat inside the machine.

I get an evil mastermind.

I put your worst nightmare inside the machine.

I get a lifetime of fear.

I put the full expansion set of Cards Against Humanity inside the machine.

I get a hooded cyclops over a pyramid.

I put soap inside the machine.

I get a very naughty child in the 50's.

I put bootleg games inside the machine.

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I drop sunglasses inside the machine.

I get someone who fails at looking cool.

I put a massive rollercoaster inside the machine.

I get Rollercoaster Tycoon.

I put all your guilty pleasures inside the machine.

I get a lifetime supply of Black Hills Gold ice cream.

I put my tongue inside the machine.

I get a worm.

I put your teeth inside the machine.

I get a set of chattering teeth.

I put your skeleton inside the machine.

I get a set of chattering bones.

I put your skin inside the machine.

I get skinless chicken wings.

I put Sonic the Hedgehog inside the machine.