The Vending Machine Game

I get content which could be used to ban me from this site.

I put the Pyramid Head inside the machine.

I get all the Illuminati jokes.

I put homemade cookies inside the machine.

I get burnt wheat.

I put your legitimate tactic from all games inside the machine.

I get a supercomputer.

I put mrsupercomputer inside the machine.

I get The Avalanche.

I put Barret Wallace inside the machine.

I get another thing I don't know about.

I put Japanese manga inside the machine.

I get Asian cartoon.

I put L1N3R1D3R's lack of knowledge inside the machine.

I get an F on a general knowledge test.

I put Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? inside the machine.

I get a Television show that is no longer making new episodes in my country.



Sir monacle attempts to throw some bread into the machine.

The some bread missed.

Machine uses dispense.

It's super effective!

Sir monacle faints.

I get Lvl 5 Sir_monacle pokemon, normal type.

I level him up to lvl 99 with rare candies and throw him inside the machine.

I get the Missingno glitch.

I put every Generation 1 Pokemon glitch inside the machine.

I get cancer.

I cut off my hair inside the machine.

I get a very messy barber.

I put a barbarian inside the machine.

I get this:

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I put all my problems inside the machine.

I get the answers section of the textbook.

I put Nemo's one-dimensional personality inside the machine. 8D

I get a whole new look at life. It sucks.



(Out of curiosity,) I stuck my head into the machine.

I get a bust of your head, which I place in my mansion.

I place a stack of one hundred $100 bills inside the machine.

I get many people's wishes.

I put haters inside the machine.

I get Shake It Off.

I put Monopoly inside the machine.

I get a tyrant who rules this city.

I put all my money inside the machine because of him.