The Vending Machine Game

I get Donald Trump, again.

I put his hairdo inside the machine.

I get a duck.

I put Trump and Hitler inside the machine.

I get identical twins. 8D

I put all the sarcasm inside the machine.

I get lots of grey slime.

I put your eyeballs inside the machine.

I get some convoluted witch's brew.

I spoonerize the last two words of that sentence and then put the former inside the machine. 8D

I get non-family friendly content.

I put L1N3R1D3R's 100 year old pants from the future inside the machine.

I get a senior at a retirement home.

I put his/her dentures inside the machine.

I get a plastic tooth fairy figurine.

I put an angry neighbor inside the machine.

I get a lawn party.

I put a bunch of used-up pens inside the machine.

I get dull swords.

I drop water inside the machine until someone screams.

Water surprise! ...I drown. :(

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I put a .GIF into the machine.

I get two people arguing whether it's called as a GIF or a JIF.

I put King Monacle inside the machine.

I get the worst idea possible.

I put every kinky thought Nemo has ever had inside the machine.

I get another content which can not be shown/said in this site.

I put many beer bottles inside the machine.

I get a one-year ban from the competitive Smash Bros. community.

I put Hyuga (the Smash player) inside the machine.

I get Hyuga the ninja.

I put my lack of activity inside the machine.

I get a blank space, baby
And I'll write your name.

And then I throw that piece of paper inside the machine.

I get the name of you-know-who.

I put his nose inside the machine.

I get this:

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I put Ganondorf inside the machine.

I get a rich troll.

I drop everything what I have created in my lifetime inside the machine.