The Vending Machine Game

I get a trash dump.

I put a human dump inside the machine. 8D

I get L1N3R1D3R's final form.

I put all ur mom jokes inside the machine.

I get a mean world.

I put every current pop song inside the machine.

I get cancer.

I put every current rap song inside the machine.

I get a sick beat and a black guy.

I put everyone who thinks I'm racist inside the machine.

I get every easily offended person of the world.

I throw their eyeballs inside the machine.

I get a witch's brew, again.

I put Sabrina the Teenage Witch inside the machine.

I get some sort of live-action show about a teenage witch.



I throw myself into the machine for eternal release.

You wanted eternal release? In that case, you come right back out the machine.

I put Wayne Brady inside the machine.

I get a full refund.


I put a biscuit into the machine. :D

I get jelly. Or jam. Or preserves. Your choice.

I put short sentences inside the machine.

I get one of those contemporaneous "famous" trashy books.

I put Twilight vampires in the machine.

I get a mirror.

I put a newly built house inside the machine.

I get a few pieces of straw.


I put another Biscuit into the machine.

I get some bourbon.

I put the royal Bourbon family of France inside the machine.

I get headless people! Get it!? 1793?

I put my broken hard drive inside the machine.

I get broken hearts.

I put my favorite video game of all time inside the machine.

I get a thing which I guess is Line Rider.

I put the ashes of my childhood inside the machine.

I get Ash Ketchum.

I put a bottle of ketchup inside the machine.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I get a thing which I guess is Line Rider.

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Nope, it's actually TLoZ: Wind Waker. I got my username from Line Rider, but I don't play that anymore.

I get some kind of skeleton.

I put a lego brick inside the machine.