The Vending Machine Game

I get a bunch of immature kids.

I put a pink puffball inside the machine.

I get Kirby.

I put Samus Aran inside the machine.

I get a bunch of little kids in disbelief.

I put Captain Falcon inside the machine.

I get punched in the face. It hurts.


puot a peur ouff sucks intu zee-a mecheene.

I get classic Sir Monacle.

I put his happy face inside the machine.

I get an emoji.

I put our lord and savior inside the machine.

I get myself and Lightning.

I cut off her hair and drop them inside the machine.

I get a cute little white cat.

I use its fur as hair for Colin Mochrie, whom I then shove into the machine.

I get an old man with a fancy hair.

I put Trump's orange skin inside the machine.

I get an extremist.

I put stones rolling inside the machine.

I get a distinct lack of moss.

I put Monopoly money inside the machine.

I get Pepsi.

I put a pawn shop inside the machine.

I get a rook shop.

I put a chess board inside the machine.

I get a bloody battlefield.

I put a sausage boat inside the machine.

I get the mental image of hot dogs in sailor outfits.

I put the Wii U Gamepad inside the machine.

I get lots of same old bits.

I put people who think they're witty inside the machine.

I get you, sir. 8D

I put Nemo's lack of creativity inside the machine.

I get L1N3R1D3R. 8)

I put my friendly references inside the machine.

I get literally nothing. :hero:

I put Donkey Kong's tie inside the machine.

I get L1N3R1D3R's scarf.

I put my bad reputation inside the machine.