The Vending Machine Game

I get a horcrux.

I put your greatest weakness inside the machine.

I get rhetoric.

I put the old man from Garry's Mod inside the machine.

I get some random stuff.

I put Hitler inside the machine.

I get a much better world.

I put a walkie talkie inside the machine.

I get Doc! Doc!

I put Marty McFly inside the machine.

I get someone who's fly for a white guy.

I put Tom Fawkes inside the machine.

I get a nerd.

I put all James Bonds inside the machine.

I get the most mysterious thing ever.

I put a sudden shriek inside the machine.

I get the first to die girl from a horror movie.

I put Jason inside the machine.

I get someone whose last name may or may not be Derulo.

I put a volleyball inside the machine.

I get Wilson.

I put Leonardo Da Vinci inside the machine.

I get the Mona Lisa, maybe the Last Supper, and a bunch of comparatively unknown pieces.

I put Nemo's hair inside the machine.

I get this:

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I put this inside the machine:

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I get some arrangement of 0's and 1's.

I put my living arrangement for college inside the machine.

I get an under educated citizen.

I put Internet knowledge inside the machine.

I get a fat nerd.

I put a pepperoni pizza inside the machine.

I get something sorely lacking chicken, ham, and black olives.

I put my weird food tastes inside the machine.

I get your taste buds.

I put lots of milk inside the machine.

I get more than one cow.

I put a Blue Yeti microphone inside the machine.

I get R2D2's cousin.

I put a friggin' yeti inside the machine.