The Vending Machine Game

I get the Abdominal Snowman.

I put my sneaky typo inside the machine.

I get a thug.

I put your pubes inside the machine.

I get the most embarrassing PowerPoint ever.

I put the forum's oddly selective censor inside the machine.

I get a paranoid police officer.

I put the price of justice inside the machine.

I get Judge Judy.

I put GaLm inside the machine.

I get a hell hound.

I put Cerberus inside the machine.

I get a portal to hell.

I put my 100% activity inside the machine.

I get 0 life. :hero:

I put my 1% inactivity inside the machine.

I get school.

I put all my readers inside the machine.

I get just one copy.

I put my toys inside the machine.

I get a good time.

I put the possible double meaning of that inside the machine. :hero:

I get a ruined childhood.

I put Trump's orange skin inside the machine.

I get an orange peel.

I put a banana peel on the ground, and someone slips on it and falls into the vending machine.

I get Michael Rosen.

I put his eyeballs inside the machine.

I get the brew of some witch somewhere.

I put Matt and Ryan, the Game Grumps' new editors, inside the machine.

I get Dump and Dumper.

I put my lack of being smart inside the machine.

I get Donald Trump.

I put his haircut inside the machine.

I get my haircut.

I put my skin inside the machine.

I get some shade along the peach to brown spectrum.

I put 50 Shades of Gray inside the machine.

I get 50 wasted hours.

I put Dr. Frankenstein inside the machine.