The Vending Machine Game

I get a lab coat.

I put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside the machine.

I get vomit.

I put Dexter Morgan inside the machine.

I get Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.

I put Dee Dee inside the machine.

I get Rita Morgan.

I put Toothless inside the machine.

I get some worthless Spyro ripoff.

I put my burning love for you inside the machine. :hero:

I get ancient ashes.

I put my soulless dirty nail inside the machine.

I get a nail clipper.

I put my new letter jacket inside the machine.

I get a cool jacket.

I put awesome sunglasses inside the machine.

I get someone trying to look cool.

I put an end slate inside the machine.

I get sand.

I put WASTED deaths inside the machine.

I get some scenes of grandeur, a robber, and a limousine.

I put a speedrunner inside the machine.

I get a player who can only play 1 hour a day.

I put dump Finnish people inside the machine.

I get the "dump"est of them all, TenebrisNemo. 8D

I put the above smiley inside the machine.

I get the bstest smiley in de wurld. 8)

I put my dumb spelling mistakes inside the machine.

I get a keyboard with the letters swapped around.

I put the Game Grumps inside the machine.

I get a vote for Donald Grump.

I put the GIF file format into the machine.

I get TenebrisNemo.

I put a presidential ballot inside the machine.

I get the black plague.

I put a bomb and a bomb inside the machine.

I get two copies of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

I put Dan Avidan inside the machine.

I get a majestic hair.

I put my obsession with winter inside the machine.