The Vending Machine Game

*has eye on the slot*

oh look, whats tha- *hit*

GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhh

THATS IT
*GRABS GRENADE*
*PULLS PIN*
*THROWS GRENADE INTO THE VENDING MACHINE*
*DOES ANOTHER ACTION IN CAPS LOCK*

I get a Nuclear Bomb! OMG!(my home exploded) Now i am a homeless:(.

I throw hot potato into the vending machine!

Yummy, AAAARGH, The thing is frigin' hot.
I throw a fire in.

*vending machine catches on fire*
great, nys, what did you do this time?

*throws water into vending machine*

"Ooh, fire:D"
*SPLASH*
"hey, what was that for ?"
*throws in angry letter*

*catches*
"Dear Ultra,
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
~nys"

...

*crumbles letter then puts it back in*

*Pops*
Ooh, a paper.
*makes paper plane thingy and throws it in*

*American Airlines plane somehow gets out of the machine*

...ok....

*the tree driving a car is try to run me over*

OCRUD!

*jumps out of the way*

*the tree and car go into the machine*

Oh, Crap.
There are mah tree and mah car again ...
Oh, well i'll just trow a typo in.

I get a complete word.

...

screw that *throws word back in*

I get a dictionary.

I throw in a can of soup.

I feed the homeless

I throw one of the homeless guys in

I get myself when i was homeless!

I throw a mug full on coins into the vending machine! (I collected those coins for five months)

I get a golden mug

I throw in the vending machine, causing a paradox

I... where's the vending machine? ;_;

I replace it with another one, and throw in a penny just to see if it works.

...
ITS NOT WORKING! ohwait, this is a coke vending machine, i'll be right back *goes into the deadly quest of doom and whoever takes it will be doomed*

*gains magical "vending machine game"vending machine*

k, here goes nothing...

...

*steals a hobo's wallet and throws it into the vending machine*

I get 70000000000000000000000000 euros :D !

I throw my old car to the vending machine!

I get a ferrari.
Nice!
I throw in my sandwich.

I get lunch

I throw in the rare LBP crown

I get a "Super Star!" gold rare sticker.
I throw in Turbo! pack.