The Vending Machine Game

I get a jet pack :p

I throw in cane XD

I get a candy cane

I throw in logic and physics.

I get A crappy level.
I throw it in together with stunning visuals.

i get a H4H level with free prizes

i throw in a tie

I get a bow tie
I grab a gun and shoot a bullet in the vending machine

*OW!!!!* :mad:

I throw in an Ax :p

"WOW"
"Are you crazy ? that was like this close!"
"Oh, its a rubber one. lolol"
I throw in a rubber band.

I get a square trye.
I throw (I say throw) in a nuke.

"WOW"
HAH, you misse ... *BOOM*
"MEH"
*Throws in angry letter*

i get a paper cut in the face


i throw in * dies *

Eww, i don't want a dead nerz- oh look, his wallet! *steals*

I shoot a red portal on the highway and a blue one in the vending machine.

I get a- DAAAAAAA-
*gets slammed by a semi*

... I throw a shark into the vending machine.

Oh noes! I get the Deep Blue Sea all over again!! AHH!!

*Throws a bucket of water and the shark back in* :p

Eww, I don't want a dead sha- Oh look! His wallet! *steals*

*splash*

Oh look! A bucket! *puts lava in bucket*

I throw in a bucket of lava into the vending machine

"WOW"
That was like this close! Wha ... ?
Tomatoe soup ? Really ?
Well throws in a paper:
OUT OF ORDER.

*grabs paper* Hmmm....

*puts paper onto the vending machine* hehe, this will be a nice prank.

*throws in an angry cat*

Aww, hai kitt- AGH! /runs and hides

*shoots kitty with tranquilizer*

Hmm... *throws kitty and some potassium in*

Science ftw :p

*BOOM!*...

... *sigh*, who opened the jar of potassium? -_- (How ironic. The stuff I researched in 8th grade is gaining prominence.)

I throw in a toolbox to see if that fixes anything.

I get a fixed vending machine!

Now I throw in a raccoon with rabies.

I get.... a spur?

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OWNED MR RABIES RABY

I throw in a dead racoon.