The Vending Machine Game

I get ATMLV ftw.
I throw in a pig.

i get a pig

i throw in a pig

I get some ham

I throw in the ham

I get some ham.

I throw in the ham.

I get ham but I like cheez more I throw in a letter with a request to trade my ham for some cheez.

i get lettuce and then i cry.

i throw in a winter jacket ( in the middle of summer O_O )

You get Christmas in July. :D

I throw in a paradox. (don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it)

SHHHHHHHHH*************** !@£$%^&*&^%$£@£$^&**&^%$£@£$%&**&^%$£@£$%^&*(£@£$%^&*&^%$£$%^&*(*&^%$£@£$&*^%$£@£$^&*&^%$£$%^&*^%$£$%^&*^%£$%^&*^$$%^& *************




_______----------T I M E__ R E S E T I N G--------------________















and slowly, the entire universe restarts its cycle.


a couple million billion years later i encounter a vending machine tangled in vines. i throw in a rock to experiment.

( turns out, everything but the vending machine reset, and the vending machine is the center of the universe )

*Gets hit by rock* (Ouch!)
HEY, who do you think you are ?!
*throws in a doll FTW*

No, I don't lurve SGR Nerz. >=D

* BACK IN TIME * i receive a doll, which i have no idea what it is and i use it as bait to catch a tiger. ( i dig a hole in the ground and then pick the huge leaves from the surrounding forest, then i put the doll on a string dangling from a tree above, so the tiger goes for the doll and falls into the hole) * NEXT TIME I DISCOVER FIRE*

Randomly, the vending machine gives me a soda, because you did not throw anything.

I throw in a piece of wood.

The wood evaporates, since it never exsisted.

I throw anything divided by zero!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I get a calculator saying: ERROR
I wheel in a throw.

You has do good grammar. I tire a get.

I throw in summer time!

I get winter time!

I throw in a axe!

*BACK IN TIME* i haz descovered firez! and i kill a fox with the axe and cook it. and then it tasted reeeeaaaaalllllyyyy good. i throw in a piece of cooked fox meat ready to eat.

I get a fox.
*Fox runs away*
FFUUU-
*Throws in an angry smiley*

I got...
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ottldK0J-ffxWA
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOD
I throw in...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...n0d0HRNhLfjflr

I get a cussing troll :(

I throw in lit firecrackers :p

Ooh, whats in he- *BANG* (Ouch!)
I throw in fire works.