The Vending Machine Game

And I get Pinkie Pie yelling "Oatmeal, are you CRAZY?!". Naturally, she's accompanied by confetti and streamers.

I throw some of the confetti back into the vending machine.

I get a birthday party! :D

I throw my stupid Mw2 UAV hack into the vending machine...

I get a headset filled with screaming kids and trash talkers.

I throw the trash talk into the vending machine, because I really don't want it.

I get a riot chasing me away.

I throw in a rioter.

I get a riot shield!

I throw a tear gas canister into the machine.

i get a flood which destroys my house and ruins my scones! D: i throw in tea

I Get coffee!

I throw in Squidwards hopes And Dreams..R.I.P...

I get a jellyfishing net.

I throw one of the jellyfish I caught with my jellyfishing net into the machine.

I get zapped (Or whatever it is they attack you with..)

I hrow in 'ALf of that Jellyfish! 0.0

I get a peanut butter and jelly sammich. Whut?

A woman walks by with a stroller. As she passes by, I snatch her baby from the stroller and throw it into the machine, as quick as lightning.

i get vomit on my clothes!!!

i throw a Barbie dreamhouse into the vending machine.

I get a piece of junk I don't want! :D

I throw in a piece of junk...

I get a recycling bin!

I throw cheese into the machine.

I get a grilled cheese sandwich.

tosses in a steven king novel

I get a book by an author that I've never heard of! This isn't good... I've heard of a lot of authors... Reading is my second favorite pastime...

I throw my Kindle into the vending machine.

holy crap! I wish was the ban thread, cause I'd ban you for not knowing Stephen King. dude pick up The Dark Tower, or maybe read "IT" first. yeah, read the one titled IT

I get a gadget that i'll never use

I toss in a dozen eggs

I get Egg McMuffins. I throw the hash browns back in, because I'll felling generous.

I Get crumbs.

I throw in my heart and soul.

I get your ghost. (Darn. Now I'm haunted)

I throw in something unimaginable. O.O (Even I could not believe what it is)

I get Vales heart and soul. Apparently, that's what you can't imagine. Now I go shove them in a shoebox under my bed for safekeeping.

I throw in The InventingKing.

@biorogue- He wrote The Dark Tower? Okay. Now I know who it is. :P Forgot the name... xD