The Vending Machine Game

You get nothing!

I throw in a Xbox 360.

I get a Box with a X on it.. :boo:

I throw in the red ring of death.

I get a hula hoop on fire!

I throw in a fire extinguisher

Oooh!! This may help!! *Uses it on fire* *fire extinguisher shoots out fire* hmm.... :boo:

Throws in a fish. :p

*reaches into vending machine, pulls out a fingerless hand!* The fish was a piranha!

Throws in a box of cheerios

I get a plain bushel of oats. |:I

I throw in a meteor shower. (wow)

I get a sackboy doll in the perseids costume XD

I throw in a carton of Eggnog

I get curdled, flavored milk. XP

I throw in a nuke powered by Chuck Norris. XD

i die twice

i throw in a salad

I die once.
My dead body falls in the machine.

I get a zombie.

I throw in a (sniff sniff) WHOAAA!!!!!! Oh man. (retches...retches again and again and again O~o and retches one more time) something (retch) wretchedly smelly. Oh man. (Runs and retches 15 times)

O_O
I throw an inverted inverted in the machine.

I get a wire node. I throw wires into the machine.

I get electrocuted. (Dang it, not another spasm) (Retches 24 more times) How did that happen? (retch)

I throw in a dumpster.

I get a new home :)

throws in old home (refrigerator box)

*CRASH*
Hewp me pweese!
Onoz, my cellphone, I dropped it in the machine. D:

dang, how old is this phone? I get a wind up cell phone that must weigh 8 lbs

I toss in a bag of old batteries

I get battery acid. -_-

*Throws in towels*. :D

I get chastised for throwing in the towel.

I throw a can of Coca-cola into the machine.

Oh, great, now I'm crushed by a freezer AND a heap of coca-cola cans. ._. -_- :|
I throw my collections of smileys in the machine.