The Vending Machine Game

I have clean teeth ...
What? A brush ... Too late, I already brushed.
*Throws it back in*

I get a toilet cleaner.

I throw in a Slime

I get a meatbun.

I stuff Hulk Hands down into the vending machine.

I get fancy green gloves.
I throw a baseball in the machine. :D

I get bonked.

I throw a can of Bonk! Energy drink into the machine.

I get Red Bull.
I throw a sock in the machine.

I get dinner.

I throw in the newspaper.

I get the Daily Planet. :D

I throw in a Christmas tree.

Wow Wtfuuuuuuuu- *BEWM*
Owww, that hurts.
I throw ... The most horrible thing EVAR in the machine.

I get a justin Beiber cd. Noooooooooooo, Oh the humanity. *runs screaming into the woods* aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

throws in lego batman car

I get a boost to my collection! :D

I throw in the earth's core. (i fall face-first on to the floor because I melted my hand)

Owowowowowowoooooow, that's hot.
Quick, put it awaaaaaaay.
*Throws it back in*
Owowowowowowow, who throws such things in the machine? :grr:

OoooH!! Hothothot!!!!......I turn into a pile of goo.

I throw in me as a pile of goo.

I get play dough!

I make a play dough man and throw him in.

I get a soft mushy toy for my dog.

I throw in a red sequined stilleto high heel shoe.

I get Mrs. Clause. :p

I throw in Rudolph.

Whoa a reindeer. :O
Can I keep it? Yeeeeees?
Throwsmyspacebuttoninthemachine,that'swhythisisn't typedwithspaces

I get a universal spacing tool. o.o

I throw in rouge elves armed with grenade launchers. (Where do I come up with this stuff?)

I get santa's private army.
I throw a Void in the machine. C:<

I get a portal to an alternate universe!

I throw in alternate universe me.