The Vending Machine Game

I get confused.
I throw in used peanut butter rockets.

I get a rocket cheetah.

I throw in a grammar nazi.

Aaron 49er?
I throw him back in.

I get a football.

I throw ina turkey.

I get the thanksgiving DLC. :D
I throw the killzone minipack DLC in the machine. :kz:

I get killed in a zone. I throw in a turtleneck sweater.

I get Toortle. :D
I throw Omegaslayer in the machine.

I get epicness. :D

I throw Valeview in. :p

I get dat strange Da Vinci avi.
I throw Rick Astley in, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HA ...

I get one of his song through Youtube... never again...

I throw in a Juggernaut ready for action ¬¬

I get a juggernaut.

I throw in Nys.

I get pure %146 awesomeness. :D

I throw in a " :D " Smiley.

I get Christmas dinner :D

I throw in a turkey leg :p

I get choked.

I throw in THIS box.

I get a mystery box! It could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those!

I throw a boat in.

I get an epic adventure in deep sea ^^.

I throw in an RPG stolen from a Somalian Pirate.

I get a one piece RPG

I throw in Monkey D. Luffy

I get the reward of 300 million ^^

I throw in myself!

I get a noob, KILL IT!!!1 (No offense. :D)
I kick him back in. D:

I get the chance to dive in, pull him back out, and plot our revenge on the one who wronged us.

We throw our secret plan into the machine.