The Vending Machine Game

I get Kar 98! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Zombies are eating me*

I throw in speed cola!

I get a buzz that has me wildly running in circles.

I throw in a "bad hair" day.

I get a speed cola :P

And throw in a Nuka Cola

I catch a flying fastball.

I throw in an armbar.

I get an arrow. /NoOverusedJokesPlease
I throw it back in.

I get a...

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I throw in a raccoon!

I get Mario's tanooki tail!

I smack a goomba with it and he falls into the machine.

I get a Goomba wearing a Tanooki Tail. :p

I throw in Luigi in a Tanooki Tail.

I get a green dude who doesn't know how to control the tail.

I throw in a chainsaw that has been lit on fire.

Get a new combo card on Deadrising.

I throw in a Smurf

I get blue text.

I throw in some dust.

I get a monster dust bunny.
I throw in a monster ( poster below's choice.)

Tiamat? I thought I killed that guy in Final Fantasy 1?
I throw Scarmiglione in the machine.

I get clouds sword.

I throw in a couple of sackpeople.

I get a sack-couple. Aw bless, aren't they just the sweetest things?

I throw a knife in.

Get a trip to the hospital.

I throw in an eyelash.

I get a cyclops eye

I throw in a Nokia (I really have a Nokia phone)

thanks! I get an even crappier phone than I already have

Tosses in a dustpan, a sugar cube and a bottle of hairspray

I get a McGuiver'd sugar-flamethrower.

I shoot flames into the machine.

I get over-cooked toast.

I throw in a iPod Touch.