The Vending Machine Game

Too late, you already dropped it.

I get a bottle of pink cerry flavor medicine.

I throw in some Homestuck. :D

I get a meteor.>:(

I put in the meteor before it hits me.

Ohhh, what do we have here? *opens the vending machine*

AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

When I make it back , I throw In poison in the shape of a pie

That will show whoever put that meteor in there :D

...............uhh.

I stuff a black mamba in the poison pie and shove it back into the machine.

I get a pie with a snake on it.

I throw the snake in, and I die because of the pie.

I get a lifelong friend I name Steve.

I throw in a guide to putting peanut butter in your eye sockets.

I get a guide for a useless and painful process.

I throw in some gold... which is useless in the minecraft world.

I get the gold and remain thinking: "Hmmm... is it real? ^^". I bite it... CRAC! :arg: ":( Nah...it's fake"

Because your gold is brass painted with gold paint, I throw in, carefully, the fake gold with some Nitroglicerine...

Cuidao que explota xD

i get a new teddy

i thow my old teddy in the machine....

i put a pig in...

out comes a nothing...

i put a doll in the machine....

i get hit by a orange....OWCH

my mum puts in my ps3 ....

i give her a bannana

Errrrr, what? I think you answered your own, which leaves me with nothing to get, sooooo...
I put in a coupon for a free laser tag game.

I get the coupon and give it to the kiddies and go play paintball instead

I toss in a used paintball gun

I get a year 69430 model paintball minigun. (Aw yeah!) (Tries to shoot) (Gun screen: LOAD 5600 PAINTBALL MISSILES TO FIRE) Aw man!

I throw in a time machine. (facepalm)

I travel to the past and, using modern weaponry, I keep those english invaders away from our loved Gibraltar Rock! =D, and I get some souvenirs from my time travel.

I throw in the ****ing ticket that the Guardia Civil (it is an special police department here in Spain, formed by the military way) gave to me while I was exiting the highway. The ticket is because I haven't presented my car to the ITV (Inspección Técnica de Vehículos, or Vehicles' Technic Inspection) yet... but it works perfectly >.<. You can burn the ticket if you want

I burn the ticket, and throw in the ashes.

I get dirty hands. throws in a wet bar of soap

I get a... WHOOP!!!! trip to the hospital due to concussion.

I throw in the hospital bill with three of my broken teeth.

I get money, courtesy of the tooth fairy! WOO!

I throw in a bag of herbal tea.