The Vending Machine Game

You get 100,000 tonnes worth of asteroid thrown at an alarming velocity. [run]

I put in a piece of paper saying my name on it.

You get a clone of yourself.

I throw in your clone's spleen.

I get liver from dinner last night.

I bounce in a rubber bouncy ball.

You get raw rubber sap! Maybe you can sell it to a rubber baron.

I put in a psychology book.

I catch Mm's English homework from the 1980s.

I put in a wad of $20 bills.

I get paid.

I put in unpaid bills.

I get an American Bankruptcy.

I put in a Canadian Bankruptcy.

I get an I.O.U. from a buddy who will pay me back as soon as he gets the money.

I throw in my finals.

I get a C-, E+ and a handful of red pens.

I put in my Doritos.

You receive Fritos.

I throw in a bill I don't want to pay.

You receive a pair of broken legs, courtesy of the loan shark.

I throw in a shark.

I receive my shark-loving English teacher. Mr. Sexton.

I throw in Tweety Bird.

I tot I taw a puddy tat!

I throw in a puddy tat.

I receive Sylvester.

I throw in a pen with Mnniska's signature.

I get to read the mind of Mnniska, at any time I want! *reads mind for one second*- Alright, that's enough mind bogglingness for one month.

I put in a bag of haribos.

I catch something that i dont know of.
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I put in the sick minds at Disney.

I get out the awesome minds of Disney, the ones who made Gravity Falls.

I throw in a globe.

I get a global map.

I throw in a pig.

You get a package of honey ham. (What kind of diabolical act did that vending machine do? :frightened:)

I throw in a #2 pencil.

I get a Hilroy 250 page ruled book.

I take out 2 pages and put the remaining matter in.