The Vending Machine Game

I get an inventor and a king. I throw the king back in, because he's a tyrant.

I get a documentary on Hitler... ._. Thanks, xero.

I throw in oppressed people.

I get an oompaloompa

I toss in a bucket of last year's halloween candy

I get something creepy.

I throw in a fish.

I get a delicious meal

I toss in fish bones

I get nothing.

I Throw in yesterdays news ^^

I get chaos. :boo:

I throw in a Halloween Costume. :p

I get... LUIGI!

I throw in the mustache.

I get horrible glue in my mouth from having to glue it on. :(

I throw in glue and cat hair. :p

I get some hair.

I throw in Shtuff.

I get stuff.
I throw Yellowdet in. :D (I wonder what this will give when Schark posts.)

I get yellowdot.

I throw in your misguided trust that schark would post here.

I get disappointment.

I throw the Chinese language into the machine.

I get an unreadable word.
I throw in the password to Xero's Twtter! ;)

I get...hacked.

I throw my newly-hacked twitter into the machine.

I Get a bird.

I throw in the bird.

I get Tweety Bird.
I throw in Bugs Bunny. :D

I get a rabbit.

I throw in Taz.

I get complete chaos. :p

I throw in a puppy. :D

I get a purple kitten.
Sackgirlsrule? :p
I throw an 1500-Megawatts Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button in the machine.
(Do you believe that I actually memorized that thing?)

i get aperture science long fall boots ( yay :p)

i throw in a life time supply of coconuts

I get Bounty. :P

I throw in a star.

i get chocolate for some reason. i throw in half the chocolate.

I get cacao powder.

I throw in a bazooka.

I get bazooka ammo
I throw in a pair of hipster glasses :p

I get a guy with clothes I dislike.

I throw in a C4 explosive that is about to go off. (What is up with me and dangerous weaponry?)

I get a C4 detonator. I throw my hopes and dreams into the machine...

I get lost hopes and dreams.

I throw a black hole in.

I get a picture of someone trying to divide by zero
I throw in my cursed tiki necklace

A pitch black tiki ghost comes out and follows me everywhere, and I mean everywhere! (Thx a lot, flyinhawaiian) >:I


I throw in a gumball.

I get a bunch of bubbles! I throw in a vinyl record.

I get a deluxe turntable. Yeeaaahhhuuuhhh!

I throw in my first hit record that I made on the turntable.

I get what appears to be the original Nyan song, on a vinyl record.

I throw in a 1-UP mushroom

I eat the mushroom ( >P) and grow 3x in size. (I'm gonna need some new pants)

I throw in another vending machine.

I get a pants machine. I throw some pants into the original machine.

I get a tool shop. (???)

I throw in a diner table. :D

I get a classic jukebox.

I throw everything by Ray Stevens back into the machine.

i melt

i throw in the UK's no. 1 job site

I get a job at none other than Media Molecule ^_^ (I wish :p)
I throw in a rabid kitten.

I get rabies! :frightened:

I throw mouth-foam into the machine.