The Vending Machine Game

You get nothing!

I throw in a Xbox 360.

I get a Box with a X on it.. :boo:

I throw in the red ring of death.

I get a hula hoop on fire!

I throw in a fire extinguisher

Oooh!! This may help!! *Uses it on fire* *fire extinguisher shoots out fire* hmm.... :boo:

Throws in a fish. :p

*reaches into vending machine, pulls out a fingerless hand!* The fish was a piranha!

Throws in a box of cheerios

I get a plain bushel of oats. |:I

I throw in a meteor shower. (wow)

I get a sackboy doll in the perseids costume XD

I throw in a carton of Eggnog

I get curdled, flavored milk. XP

I throw in a nuke powered by Chuck Norris. XD

i die twice

i throw in a salad

I die once.
My dead body falls in the machine.

I get a zombie.

I throw in a (sniff sniff) WHOAAA!!!!!! Oh man. (retches...retches again and again and again O~o and retches one more time) something (retch) wretchedly smelly. Oh man. (Runs and retches 15 times)

O_O
I throw an inverted inverted in the machine.

I get a wire node. I throw wires into the machine.

I get electrocuted. (Dang it, not another spasm) (Retches 24 more times) How did that happen? (retch)

I throw in a dumpster.

I get a new home :)

throws in old home (refrigerator box)

*CRASH*
Hewp me pweese!
Onoz, my cellphone, I dropped it in the machine. D:

dang, how old is this phone? I get a wind up cell phone that must weigh 8 lbs

I toss in a bag of old batteries

I get battery acid. -_-

*Throws in towels*. :D

I get chastised for throwing in the towel.

I throw a can of Coca-cola into the machine.

Oh, great, now I'm crushed by a freezer AND a heap of coca-cola cans. ._. -_- :|
I throw my collections of smileys in the machine.

I get a clown of mixed emotionions. :boo:

*Throws in a brick*.

Hey guys I'm ba-*gets brick'd*
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DOT-DOT-DOT

*sends hateful rage letter in the vending machine* >:c

What?! Haters?
*Dives in the machine with Void Gear ready. :mad:*

*sticks net into machine and pulls out an angry nys* " nys, you cant just run in and attack people like that!" *puts him in cage* " stay in here until you calm down". *throws gold into machine*

I get an apple... an golden apple.

I throw in a fish.

i get a fish.. an golden fish. i throw in a magic object of a mysterious kind 0_0

I Get A PS3...
I throw In Nothing!

Ok, lets try this again...
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*a week later*
God dangit! theres nothin- what IS THAT
*gets hit by time, suddenly starting to get erased*
WHAT THE HECK?
*throws a "HELP" letter and convenient time machine in the vending machine before getting erased from time completely*

hmm. lookee here, a letter. Let's see what it says. "please help, take this time machine to the past and remove nothing from the vending machine so that I may live, signed T.U.D." *tosses letter and takes time machine to the past, invents the internet, comes to future and rakes in millions of dollars"

throws in a pie plate

(BTW, just call me Ultra)
HOORAY, RE-WRITING THE HISTORY SOMEHOW MADE ME ALIVE AGAIN! *obtains pie plate*

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*throws time bomb in the vending machine*

I get a gaping hole in my head.

I throw in my head.

I get fish bait

tosses in catfish bones

Recieves Undead Catfish
Throws In A Cat.

yay! more Bait! I joke I joke.

tosses in bad humor

Recieves a bad maths joke, "Three mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints" ....... (So terrible) :) !

Tosses in Christmas present ! :D

gets sadness :C

throws in babel fish

I get a schark.

Throws it back in...

I get an action figure of Schark

throws in a bottle of dish washing liquid

I get a bubble machine.

I toss in a can of shaken, ready to burst soda.

I get a great prank item, which i throw into a locker.

I throw in a Creeper.