The Vending Machine Game

I have clean teeth ...
What? A brush ... Too late, I already brushed.
*Throws it back in*

I get a toilet cleaner.

I throw in a Slime

I get a meatbun.

I stuff Hulk Hands down into the vending machine.

I get fancy green gloves.
I throw a baseball in the machine. :D

I get bonked.

I throw a can of Bonk! Energy drink into the machine.

I get Red Bull.
I throw a sock in the machine.

I get dinner.

I throw in the newspaper.

I get the Daily Planet. :D

I throw in a Christmas tree.

Wow Wtfuuuuuuuu- *BEWM*
Owww, that hurts.
I throw ... The most horrible thing EVAR in the machine.

I get a justin Beiber cd. Noooooooooooo, Oh the humanity. *runs screaming into the woods* aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

throws in lego batman car

I get a boost to my collection! :D

I throw in the earth's core. (i fall face-first on to the floor because I melted my hand)

Owowowowowowoooooow, that's hot.
Quick, put it awaaaaaaay.
*Throws it back in*
Owowowowowowow, who throws such things in the machine? :grr:

OoooH!! Hothothot!!!!......I turn into a pile of goo.

I throw in me as a pile of goo.

I get play dough!

I make a play dough man and throw him in.

I get a soft mushy toy for my dog.

I throw in a red sequined stilleto high heel shoe.

I get Mrs. Clause. :p

I throw in Rudolph.

Whoa a reindeer. :O
Can I keep it? Yeeeeees?
Throwsmyspacebuttoninthemachine,that'swhythisisn't typedwithspaces

I get a universal spacing tool. o.o

I throw in rouge elves armed with grenade launchers. (Where do I come up with this stuff?)

I get santa's private army.
I throw a Void in the machine. C:<

I get a portal to an alternate universe!

I throw in alternate universe me.

I get confused.
I throw in used peanut butter rockets.

I get a rocket cheetah.

I throw in a grammar nazi.

Aaron 49er?
I throw him back in.

I get a football.

I throw ina turkey.

I get the thanksgiving DLC. :D
I throw the killzone minipack DLC in the machine. :kz:

I get killed in a zone. I throw in a turtleneck sweater.

I get Toortle. :D
I throw Omegaslayer in the machine.

I get epicness. :D

I throw Valeview in. :p

I get dat strange Da Vinci avi.
I throw Rick Astley in, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HA ...

I get one of his song through Youtube... never again...

I throw in a Juggernaut ready for action ¬¬

I get a juggernaut.

I throw in Nys.

I get pure %146 awesomeness. :D

I throw in a " :D " Smiley.

I get Christmas dinner :D

I throw in a turkey leg :p

I get choked.

I throw in THIS box.

I get a mystery box! It could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those!

I throw a boat in.

I get an epic adventure in deep sea ^^.

I throw in an RPG stolen from a Somalian Pirate.

I get a one piece RPG

I throw in Monkey D. Luffy

I get the reward of 300 million ^^

I throw in myself!

I get a noob, KILL IT!!!1 (No offense. :D)
I kick him back in. D:

I get the chance to dive in, pull him back out, and plot our revenge on the one who wronged us.

We throw our secret plan into the machine.