The Vending Machine Game

I get Kar 98! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Zombies are eating me*

I throw in speed cola!

I get a buzz that has me wildly running in circles.

I throw in a "bad hair" day.

I get a speed cola :P

And throw in a Nuka Cola

I catch a flying fastball.

I throw in an armbar.

I get an arrow. /NoOverusedJokesPlease
I throw it back in.

I get a...

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I throw in a raccoon!

I get Mario's tanooki tail!

I smack a goomba with it and he falls into the machine.

I get a Goomba wearing a Tanooki Tail. :p

I throw in Luigi in a Tanooki Tail.

I get a green dude who doesn't know how to control the tail.

I throw in a chainsaw that has been lit on fire.

Get a new combo card on Deadrising.

I throw in a Smurf

I get blue text.

I throw in some dust.

I get a monster dust bunny.
I throw in a monster ( poster below's choice.)

Tiamat? I thought I killed that guy in Final Fantasy 1?
I throw Scarmiglione in the machine.

I get clouds sword.

I throw in a couple of sackpeople.

I get a sack-couple. Aw bless, aren't they just the sweetest things?

I throw a knife in.

Get a trip to the hospital.

I throw in an eyelash.

I get a cyclops eye

I throw in a Nokia (I really have a Nokia phone)

thanks! I get an even crappier phone than I already have

Tosses in a dustpan, a sugar cube and a bottle of hairspray

I get a McGuiver'd sugar-flamethrower.

I shoot flames into the machine.

I get over-cooked toast.

I throw in a iPod Touch.

I get an over priced toy

I toss in Google

I get stock options.
I throw them back in toghether with my bike. =3

I get a car.^^
I troll throw in a troll.

I get Schark when he posts in the "Ponies" thread. :p
I throw a ponyfied Nys clone in. =P

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Originally Posted by nysudyrgh

I get Schark when he posts in the "Ponies" thread. :p

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Hahah! I remember that one. :p

I get a pony which caused me to troll.

I throw in an old stinky cheese.

I get tomorrow's lunch

I toss in a spiderman watch

I get a tarantula on my wrist. (it bites me) Ouch!......(falls face down on the floor)

I throw in a paramedic.

I take out a poison victim.

I throw in a soul stealing monkey.

I get 99 souls and a Witch soul.

I throw a Death Scythe into the machine.

I get a metal boomerang.

I throw in a kangaroo.

I get kick-boxed in the face.

I throw some of my now missing teeth into the machine.

I get a buck-toothed bunny rabbit.

I throw in a headache.

Wait again? Headaches are sooooo abstract.
I throw a very pointy, deadly, extremely, dangerous object in the machine.

great. I get the sting of death.

I throw in a deathly howl recorded onto a CD

What?!?!?! I can't hear you, the sound deafened my ears!

I throw both of my ears into the machine.

I get your ears and add it to my necklace (like Universal Soldier's bad guy, I'm collecting ears LOL)

I throw in the necklace.

I get nauseous from seeing it.

I throw in the outcome.

I get.....UH REALLY?

why is it every time I play this game I always get something bad? :(

Jokes but it does actually always happen :p

I throw In a Enter the void T-shirt

I open the vending machine...and get sucked into the void.

I throw in a half-eaten burrito.

(I eat the burrito) (warble, warble) Uh-oh.

I throw in Pepto-Bismol. (Oh wait! I need that!)