The Vending Machine Game

Too late, you already dropped it.

I get a bottle of pink cerry flavor medicine.

I throw in some Homestuck. :D

I get a meteor.>:(

I put in the meteor before it hits me.

Ohhh, what do we have here? *opens the vending machine*

AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

When I make it back , I throw In poison in the shape of a pie

That will show whoever put that meteor in there :D

...............uhh.

I stuff a black mamba in the poison pie and shove it back into the machine.

I get a pie with a snake on it.

I throw the snake in, and I die because of the pie.

I get a lifelong friend I name Steve.

I throw in a guide to putting peanut butter in your eye sockets.

I get a guide for a useless and painful process.

I throw in some gold... which is useless in the minecraft world.

I get the gold and remain thinking: "Hmmm... is it real? ^^". I bite it... CRAC! :arg: ":( Nah...it's fake"

Because your gold is brass painted with gold paint, I throw in, carefully, the fake gold with some Nitroglicerine...

Cuidao que explota xD

i get a new teddy

i thow my old teddy in the machine....

i put a pig in...

out comes a nothing...

i put a doll in the machine....

i get hit by a orange....OWCH

my mum puts in my ps3 ....

i give her a bannana

Errrrr, what? I think you answered your own, which leaves me with nothing to get, sooooo...
I put in a coupon for a free laser tag game.

I get the coupon and give it to the kiddies and go play paintball instead

I toss in a used paintball gun

I get a year 69430 model paintball minigun. (Aw yeah!) (Tries to shoot) (Gun screen: LOAD 5600 PAINTBALL MISSILES TO FIRE) Aw man!

I throw in a time machine. (facepalm)

I travel to the past and, using modern weaponry, I keep those english invaders away from our loved Gibraltar Rock! =D, and I get some souvenirs from my time travel.

I throw in the ****ing ticket that the Guardia Civil (it is an special police department here in Spain, formed by the military way) gave to me while I was exiting the highway. The ticket is because I haven't presented my car to the ITV (Inspección Técnica de Vehículos, or Vehicles' Technic Inspection) yet... but it works perfectly >.<. You can burn the ticket if you want

I burn the ticket, and throw in the ashes.

I get dirty hands. throws in a wet bar of soap

I get a... WHOOP!!!! trip to the hospital due to concussion.

I throw in the hospital bill with three of my broken teeth.

I get money, courtesy of the tooth fairy! WOO!

I throw in a bag of herbal tea.

I get a tea tree sapling.

I throw 6-month-old cottage cheese that I found squirming on the ground.

I get a new update for Lbp :-D

I throw in a turnip.

I get something I do not want.

I throw in a crossbow.

ARROW TO THE... hand. /derp


I toss in a steak.

I get nothing... The machine must be broken...

I throw in a hammer to try to get my money back

I get a wad of money, YAY!

I throw in a yellow orange,

I get a rotten fruit :(

I toss in a spare tire

You get a smell of burning rubber. Refreshing.

I throw a lock of hair from the DARKLENSE'S FLESHTALON.

Umph! I have no idea, but a tornado of hair is throwing me aroooouuund!

I throw in a full barf bag. XD

Regurgitated tuna and mayionasse pours out of the prize slot.

I throw in a snickers bar.

I get a Twix bar.

I separate the two Trix pieces and put one back into the machine.

I get a new candybar made from TRIX cereal

Tosses in fake mustache

I get a real mustache. Now I can hide from the inevitable embarrassment that is sure to follow my obvious typo from my last post.

I throw some embarrassing photos in the machine.

I get blackmail material :)

Tosses in a 3 ring binder

I get Clanks Blender skin from Secret Agent Clank.
I throw a Nys Labs' PSP Jetpack Remover in the machine.

I get de-jetpacked in mid-air.

I fall into the machine with a force of 50,000 N (Newtons).

You get a complex physic reaction.

I throw in all of my rupees

I hope I get a *SPLAT*
I'm okay!
I (somehow) throw a brick in the machine.

The machine throws the brick back at your face.

I throw in another post.

I get your post ... *Reads post*

I throw in a note in saying:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by A Note

Quote:

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Originally Posted by "That Pato Guy

The machine throws the brick back at your face.

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You can't, you HAVE to receive the item. :kz:

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