The Vending Machine Game

I catch a wild Betaenterer. (made up Pokemon name for somebody who enters beta tests, L1N3 enters a TON of betas)

I drop in a package of snow, Eh?

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Originally Posted by xtremesackboy

L1N3 enters a TON of betas

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Yes, but I only got one of them.

Back on topic:

I get a package of snow B.

I throw in a package of snow C.

I get a DQ Blizzard. OM NOM NOM.

I throw crumbled cookie bits in.

You get a stale cookie.

I drag Outlaw-Jack screaming and throw him in. heh-heh-heh. :arg:

I claw my way back out and drag you in with me. :kz:

I catch two monkeys on fire and wrestling.

I drop in two Gorillas.

I get Gorillaz.
I drop in some sick beats.

You get Gorillaz back!

I put in a cheesecake.

You get a disgusting cheesecake with Dairylea cheese on top.

I just put my two cents into the vending machine.

You get a logical fallacy out. OH SNAP!

I throw in my terrible Math teacher.

I get a Matthew Compher.

I huck in a Lockstitch.

I get a rubbish bin filled with sad, discarded children's toys, and a cosmos-scale fireworks kit.

I put in Hazbell.

ICANHAZBELL? I get a bell.

I throw in my new awesome math teacher Matt Compher.

I get a young, enthusiastic 11 year old "creator." (HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!)

I drop in the superbowl champions.

I get an unwalkable super-polished wooden floor.

I put in a teabag.

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Originally Posted by xtremesackboy

I get a young, enthusiastic 11 year old "creator." (HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!)

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That's me, except the age is off by a year. :D

I recieve an S bag.

I throw in an R bag.

You get a Q-bag.

I throw in a D-bag.

I catch the Call of Duty fanboiz.

I throw in last night's ragequit.

You get a message saying "umadbro?".

I put in Planetary Annihilation.

I get an annihilated planet.

I throw in some fragments of said planet.

You get 100,000 tonnes worth of asteroid thrown at an alarming velocity. [run]

I put in a piece of paper saying my name on it.

You get a clone of yourself.

I throw in your clone's spleen.

I get liver from dinner last night.

I bounce in a rubber bouncy ball.

You get raw rubber sap! Maybe you can sell it to a rubber baron.

I put in a psychology book.

I catch Mm's English homework from the 1980s.

I put in a wad of $20 bills.

I get paid.

I put in unpaid bills.

I get an American Bankruptcy.

I put in a Canadian Bankruptcy.

I get an I.O.U. from a buddy who will pay me back as soon as he gets the money.

I throw in my finals.

I get a C-, E+ and a handful of red pens.

I put in my Doritos.

You receive Fritos.

I throw in a bill I don't want to pay.

You receive a pair of broken legs, courtesy of the loan shark.

I throw in a shark.

I receive my shark-loving English teacher. Mr. Sexton.

I throw in Tweety Bird.

I tot I taw a puddy tat!

I throw in a puddy tat.

I receive Sylvester.

I throw in a pen with Mnniska's signature.

I get to read the mind of Mnniska, at any time I want! *reads mind for one second*- Alright, that's enough mind bogglingness for one month.

I put in a bag of haribos.

I catch something that i dont know of.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...95/715/c51.jpg

I put in the sick minds at Disney.

I get out the awesome minds of Disney, the ones who made Gravity Falls.

I throw in a globe.

I get a global map.

I throw in a pig.

You get a package of honey ham. (What kind of diabolical act did that vending machine do? :frightened:)

I throw in a #2 pencil.

I get a Hilroy 250 page ruled book.

I take out 2 pages and put the remaining matter in.