The Vending Machine Game

You get out dark matter, and the world now looks horrid.

I throw in a football.

I catch the Milwaukee Women's Football team (does not exist)

I put in a bag of Milwaukee.

I get warm beers. Nnnnrrrgghh. :moody:

I set it all aflame and throw it back into the vending machine.

I get a bag of Milwaukee!?!?!

I throw in 100,000 Litres of Malt Vinegar.

I get 100,000 malts for me to eat. And 100,000 bottles of vinegar, for cooking.

I throw in a bag of googly eyes.

I get a third eye!

I throw in my old username (ultralucario64)

I get nightmares.

I somehow manage to cram Whalio Cappucino (rly, Whaaaale? really; dear god it's soo stereotypical Californian it isn't even funny; like what? did Long John Silver's hop onto the "McCafe" bandwagon and start doing their own frilly coffee drinks?... i'll stop it there) into the vending machine.

I catch the Devil doing dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

I carefully place in my grandmother' expensive "china" dishes.

I get the chinese flag

I throw in a table that I just flipped over.

I get Andy Samberg.

I throw in a man named Jerry Dirt.

I get someone named Jerry whose made of dirt

I throw in a melted snowman

I get a puddle with eyes

I throw in a self-playing mandolin

I get myself.

i throw in a package of SPAM.

I get annoyed

I throw in the user bellow's had that I amputate

First off, I don't think I have a had as a body part. :p

Secondly, I throw you into the vending machine to go get it.

Great, I'm in the Vending Machine now! >:c

I hope I don't transform into a completely unrelated object!

I get a weird bloody thing.

I throw in Outlaw-Jack

Seeing that I've been thrown into the machine once more, this time around I go on a rampage and begin wildly shooting inside the machine. :kz:

I get headshotted

I somehow got my dead corpse to throw a riot shield into the machine

I get shielded from Outlaw-Jack

I throw in Honeydew

I get a bunch of amusing Minecraft videos

I throw in a grenade, without it's pin

I get a 5-second paperweight

I throw in Slenderman

I get unlimited nightmares

I throw in an unrelated vending machine

I catch a forum-wide ban.

I drop in 4 superheroes, all wearing comfortable, loose fitting clothing.

I get the Avengers on Halo Night.

I throw in Turnabout Musical

I get Cheap Disney Channel Movies.

I throw in a pail of Dreamworks.

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Originally Posted by xtremesackboy

I get Cheap Disney Channel Movies.

I throw in a pail of Dreamworks.

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OBJECTION!!! Turnabout Musical is about 100 times more imaginative than Disney. Plus, It's based off ace attorney.

I get hilarious penguins.

I throw in xtremesackboy with a bomb strapped to his back.

I get pieces of xtremesackboy.

I glue them back and put them in the machine forming a giant plant

I get a tree.

A shoot a rocket into the vending machine

I get a free ride to My Moon

I throw in myself.

I get a warrior covered in junk.

I throw in a sheep.

I get a wool coat

I throw in a Turret

I get GlaDOS.

I throw in my unfinished homework.

I get tonight's homework finished

I throw in Finn's hat.

You get Jake.

I throw in a baseball.

I get the Yankees.

I throw in my pair of red socks.

I get a pair of long-johns.

I dump some water into the vending machine.

I get wet.

I throw in some pickles.

I get a cucumber.

I throw in a cute, cuddly kitten.

I get an angry kitten and some scratches.

I throw in a rose.