The Vending Machine Game

I get pricked.

I throw in Patofan

I get myself. Wait, what kind of paradox is this?

I throw in a Schrodinger's cat.

I get a neko.

I throw in a Gundam

I get a Bulletdam. Hmm, a dam that protects you from bullets?

I throw in a Garfield comic strip.

I get Comic Sans MS.

I throw in Courier New.

I get Book Antiqua.

I throw in a functioning telephone. (Why, you ask? Well, I have no clue...)

I get a remote.

I throw in a television.

I get neverending commercials

I throw in Netflix

I get a computer running Ubuntu.

I throw in a computer running Linux.

I get a penguin.

I throw in a bitten apple.

I get a bunch of Samsung-haters.

I throw in the hater's rimmed glasses and pretentious scarfs.

I get the French.

I throw in the German.

I get Europe Domination.

I throw in a shilling.

I get a Euro.

I throw in a worm.

I get a caterpillar.

I put in a fish.

I get cooked tuna fish.

I throw in a microphone.

I get a guitar amp.

I drop the bass. (win)

You get a shrimp.

I throw in Bugs Bunny.

I get an antropomorphic rabbit.

I throw in a fried chicken

I get lots of fat.

I throw Windows 8.

You get a pile of censored things.

I throw in Windows XP

I get windows 98.

I throw in YouTube.

I get vimeo.

I throw in Minecraft

I get Terraria.

I throw in Ace of Spades.

I get a saved profile

I throw in Dive in!

I get Cool Pages. YUCK

I throw in Mm Picks.

I get cool levels. Yay!

I throw in Victoria's Laboratory

I get a gentleman with a top hat, a mustache and a steam-powered jetpack.

"What a wonderful man" I say.

I steal his jetpack and throw his mustache into the vending machine.

I also keep his top hat.

I get the broomstache. It feels so awesome.

I throw in the Neon Helmet from the Bunker

I get the limited edition birthday Cake Suit!

|throw in the rare prize CROWN :D

I get a beta tester suit. Close enough.

I throw in a Halloween contest.

I get a jack-o-lantern.

I throw in a pumpkin pie.

I get a Pumpkin Pi. With only 3'14... calories!

I throw in a lame maths pun.

I get an imaginary number arm.

I throw in Justin Bieber's hair.

I get beaver hair.

I throw in a cow.

I get a Steak.

I throw in an alarm clock.

I get a bad way to wake up :p

I throw a guitar.

I get a violin.

I throw in a 4x Player's Zone.

I get a thread requesting players to join (where did I saw that? :p)

I throw an MACBOOK.

I get a piece of crap.

I throw in a REAL computer.