The Vending Machine Game

I get Chinese food. (Was that in bad taste? ;))

I throw in egg soo guy.

I get a racist.

I throw in neurotoxin.

I don't die because I'm a cyborg.

I throw in a contract

I become into a magic anime girl.

I throw in a blue box.

I get a red box

I throw in 3d glasses

I get a Nintendo 3DS. I throw in a trumpet.

I get metal.

I throw in a bass

I drop the bass (WUB WUB).

I throw dubstep into the machine.

I get a bass. I throw it back into the sea.

I throw in a baseball bat.

I get smashed.

I throw in a baseball

I hit the vending machine for a home run.

I throw in a signed copy of LBPVita.

I take out pure joy.

I throw in pure sadness.

I take out depression.

I put in my hopes and dreams.

I take out some stalkerish photos.

I put in my wallet.

I take out your life savings and credit cards. :devious:

I put in some Science.

I take out combustible lemons.

I throw in Cave Johnson. He's making a rant about lemons at the moment.

I take out another lemon.

I put in a bomb.

Woop! A TNT Block! :D

I throw a Letter "Z" Keyboard button in the machine. (1000000 cookie points if you get the refference.)

I get a reference I do not understand.

I throw in my friend, who is bickering about Call of Duty over text messaging at the moment.

I get a Halo fanboy who thinks the main character's name is "Halo."

I throw in the Mayan Calendar.

I get the end OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD (And the moon, how sad. ;-; )

Quick! I throw an emergency escape capsule in the machine.

I took out a fake death pill. Use L3 to equip it, Snake.

I throw in MGS3.

I get Snake's cheap SSBB character.

I put in the HUGE bump that I did to this thread.

I get half of that bump.

I throw in a empty level from LBP.

I get a failed creation that makes me a laughing stalk & all my hopes & dreams are crushed.

I throw myself in.

I get a barbie with grilled cheese.

I throw in North Korea's weapon-arsenal (equivalent for... nothing, really).

I get- WOAH, WHAT THE HECK? YOU JUST NUKED THE VENDING MAC- no wait, it's fine, the "nuke explosion" was just from a TV from a Best Buy right here.

I throw in a chair

I get Cher.

I throw in TheUltraDeino.

ohhuh.
Being inside a vending machine is more comfy than I thought.
I right an SOS

You get the SSS theorem.

I throw in an escape rope.

You pull out the SSS postulate.

I jump in to save TheUltraDeino.

I take out a free Ryan, now in RoboCop armour.

I throw in a tasteless, slightly offensive joke.

I get the master of tasteless, offensive jokes: Me.

I throw in my internet-connection.

I get mine :moody:

I throw in 2 million pennies.

I got the meaning of life.

I throw in the ultimate, super fantastic, majorly incredible, flirty stick

I get plank

I throw in fourty space chickens

I get SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!1!!!11

I throw in the 3 1s from above.

I get a keyboard.

I throw in my angry face.

I get my very own Ryan86me

I throw in the Big Bang

I get the Big Squeeze.

I toss in a vinyl.