The Vending Machine Game

I get a shredded piece of paper.

After spending hours of my time regluing it, I read the message that LBP4 is confirmed. In my joy I throw my previous LBP games into the vending machine.

I get LBP 6.

I can not play it with the current Playstation consoles, so in my frustration I try to break the disc, but fail and my finger flies inside the machine.

I get a severed finger, now adorned with pretty turquoise nail polish.

A bit grossed out, I put a ring on it and throw it back into the machine.

Out comes Frankenstein's wife.

I place a 2,561 pound Jack-o-Lantern in the vending machine.

I get a 2,561 pound pumpkin pie.

I put DiamondDiancie10 into the vending machine.

I get a Halloween story that I still need to finish up.

So, I throw in that and whatever stuff I'm writing up for Thanksgiving.

I get a very boring autobiography.

I take a picture of my face and put it in the vending machine.

You get one like and one comment from your relative, saying: ":-D"

I put a human soul into the vending machine.

I get a soul mate.

We are about to kiss, but then we both trip and fall into the vending machine.

You fall back out, but are cursed with the 24-hour rule.

I bleed holy blood into the vending machine.

I get the new reincarnated God.

I put his halo into the vending machine.

You get every game from the Halo franchise. Sucks to be you, buddy ;-(

I put sarcasm and mean intentions into the vending machine.

I get an evil peanut lord. you know which one.

Out of shock and spoopiness I tripped right into the vending machine.

I get the best Santa Claus ever: he gives you video games.

I throw the awful Bubsy 3D game into the vending machine.

I get Fallout 4.


I fro n mi badly spelld comments.

I gte bald yspleld eansers.

I put in the amazing game of Fibbage.

I get the terrible game; Five night's at derpy's 10


I throw in my lucky mole's fore-leg.

I get an unlucky rabbit's leg.

I throw in Lucky Charms.

I get- A WILD JIGGLY-PUFF IS ATACKING, SIR MONACLE DODGED. SIR MONACLE ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE! ATTEMPT FALIED. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. SIR MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUMONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. SIR MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF ATTACKS. JIGGLY-PUFF MISSES. SIR MONACLE FLEES.

I put in a packet of candy-floss.

I get mint-flavored floss.

I put in a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

I get an elephant.

I put in a vending machine.

I get a mall.

I sing Christmas Carols loud for all to hear into the machine to spread Christmas cheer in it.

I get Christmas cookies.

I put in DiamondDiancie's...interesting avatar. o_o

I get some fine, interesting..... Art?



I put in a pair of shoes.

I get A 500 HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.

I put in a "Get out of jail free"-card into the vending machine...

I get a speed ticket.

I put in some well-trained training monkey-men.

I get a fully armed army of man monkeys.

I put a classy monkey into the vending machine.

I get a classy Donald Trump. How is that even poss--

I place a vampiric rock in the vending machine.

I get... A rock.... yay? *Throws rock at vending machine* I get a chocolate bar!


I put in a burger.

I get Ronald McDonald.

I put in lasagna.

I get a fat orange cat.


I put in.... A MORDEN NES WITH SUPER 16-BIT GRAPHICS THAT MORDERN HUMAN EYEBALLS CAN'T EVEN SEE! WITH.... 1235554 RAM THROTTELING PROCESSORS!

I get the computer of the future.

I put in the Doctor.

I get Outlaw-jack as a doctor.

I put Outlaw-jack as a doctor in the vending machine.

I get a dead person. :hero:

I put Santa Claus in the vending machine.

I get... What!? This is outrages! A pair of socks!? Ah, well.


I put in a clump of hair.

I get Garfield.

I put in James A. Garfield.

I (again) get a fat orange cat.


I put regular snacks into the vending machine.

I get potato chips.

I put the far superior Baked Lays Original into the vending machine.

I get pringels.


I put a white lotus piece into the vending machine.

I get a beautiful flower.

I put the Game Grumps into the vending machine.