The Vending Machine Game

I get a life.

I sacrifice a goat into the vending machine...

I get a dagger.


I put an act into the vending machine.

I get a PSAT. :hero:

I put all of Sir monacle's EXP into the vending machine.

You get an end game screen.

I put a foreign coin into the vending machine.

I get a foreign chocolate bar.

I put all my personal experience into the vending machine.

I get.... Oh, the horror! MAKE IT STOP! AGGHHHHHHHHH.



I bail myself into the vending machine.

I get a copy of space invaders.

Because I don't own a atari 2600, I put the copy of space invaders in the vending machine.

I get a copy of Space Balls.

I prefer Star Wars, so I put that into the vending machine.

I get random junk.... I'm still stuck in the vending machine..... Help...


I do my business in the vendinmg machine.

I would say what came out, but this forum is rated E.

I throw a hook into the vending machine to try to get Sir monacle out.

I get a toy anchor! Wait..... Why does this thing have to be magical?


I drop my crane game in the vending machine.

I get a crane.

Again wondering how big this thing is, I myself run inside the vending machine.

I get a party. Good thing this vending machine is bigger on the inside.


I put up a missing poster.... One person stuck here is a mystery, TWO people stuck here is a problem.

You get a saw.

After using it to cut open the machine and let us free, I put a stick of gum into the machine.

Oh, look gum! *jumps into the (somehow) fixed vending machine. I get a pack of gum instead.


my leg gets stuck in the vending machine. I try to pry it out with my arm. ... Great... Both my leg and arm is now stuck.

I get something really expensive. 8D

After pulling Sir monacle out of the vending machine, I put a dollar in.

I get spare change.


Was the air all ways this fresh? IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WALLS MOVING!? GET ME OUT OF HERE! *tries jumping into the vending machine again*

Stop! Don't pull me! They want to eat me. No... No... No... Noooooooo! *the rules card drops from my sleeve into the vending machine as I was dragged away...*

I get a person who violated all the rules.

I get nothing.... I kick the vending machine until I get something....



I put in nothing.

I get out nothing.

I put in something for once.

I get something else.


I put in someone else's life story.

I got FreeAim's autobiography.

Because I was bored reading the first page of it, I threw the book into the vending machine.

I get some sort of book about medieval times, a mouse and darth vader.....

Even though this book is terrible.... I throw the book instantly into the bin... Witch then Disney picks up...

I put a flashlight into the vending machine.

I get a spotlight.

I put a treadmill into the vending machine.

I get a cardiac arrest.



I put a suggestion into the vending machine.

I get a winning candidate.

I put Barack Obama into the vending machine.

I get president monacle....




I press the nuke button.

I get a nuke.

I kill Sir monacle with it then put his monocle into the vending machine.

This is trippy..... So... This is what it's like to be dead? Strange.... I though it would hurt ALOT more.... No matter.... *picks up monocle from the vending machine*


I put ghost-ee-o's into the vending machine, the cereal that's already dead!

I get invisible Cheerios.

I put part of a balanced breakfast into the vending machine.

I get some sugary cereal and bacon..... Sadly I can't eat it.... You killed me.



I put a tip into the vending machine.

I get a useful application of the tip.

I put a monocle into the vending machine.

I get an eyeglass lens.

I get to the jail for stepping onto the Chance square and my 100 monopoly dollars falls inside the machine.

I get a 'get out of jail free card'

I put a full pi-chow set into the vending machine

I get a doge.

I burn it immediately and I get so many haters that 49 million of them fell inside the machine.

I get 49 million gators.

After they rip me to pieces they throw my head into the vending machine.

I get L1N3R1D3R's head...... Heh, Heh Heh Heh...... AhahAHhaHAhaHAhaHAHahAHhahAHAAAAA. MUHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA. *ahem* I play football with L1N3R1D3R's head.


I completely empty the vending machine.

I get all the candy from the machine.

I put my dear grandmother's necklace into the vending machine.

I get a Fancy Necklace which increases my Charisma by 5.

I wear it and try to ask a beautiful warrior for a date. She slaps me and a tooth flies from my mouth inside the machine.

I get poor dental hygiene, how does this vending machine work!?



I tip the vending machine over.