Has a deer ever done a good deed?
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Has a deer ever done a good deed?
Sure they did.
Oh, and I had to feed my pet apple.
Hearing you say that makes me feel uneasy (how do apples eat??).
I would be even more uneasy I were were an eel.
El Paso is in Texas.
Al Pacino is in my dreams.
Gal is the Southern word for girl.
Hey apple, why don't you be my pal?
Say apple. Aaaaaaaaaaaple.
Just kidding, apples are mal (spanish for bad).
Girls do like to go to the mall.
Have a nice trip, see you next fall!
That's so mean! I can't believe you would have the gall to say something like that!
Yeah? Well the turrets are just down the hall.
Turrets? Those things aren't very tall.
I won't use one till they are.
I don't think you'd still alive after you've used one.
*I see you*
Doug Rattmann hasn't taken his schizophrenia pill for 99999999999999.
That man is crazy! He needs to chill.
I know, right? I hope he doesn't have a child, because he would be a terrible father.