Dont have a go at me, babe. I'm only trying to follow the rules.
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Dont have a go at me, babe. I'm only trying to follow the rules.
Oh, don't go mellow on me! WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali_Star
I cooked it in a pan with some bay leaves. :frightened:
You... you were supposed to lay it in a field of bay leaves, not cook it!
I did that at first, but then the baby started insulting me and calling me all the names under the sun. I certainly made it pay for that error in judgement. :kz:
You don't say?
PS: are you sure the baby kept calling you names? I mean, I thought you were made of strong stuff. :kz:
It is time to slay a dragon.
I would stay away from that dragon if I were you...
I dunno, it was baby speak. So it could've been saying that it need feeding..... or it could've been threatening to stab my face. That's the problem with babies, you never know what evil, twisted things they may be saying. I just took the safest option.Quote:
Originally Posted by thaia2013
But now that poor baby is one of trillions of animals killed to be a slab of meat... :(
I love slabs of meat, I eat them like a slob.
There's a big blob of paint on my shirt. Art class happened...
I can't believe you! YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! I'm complaining about this on my blog!
Time to blow out the candles, FreeAim!
Low blow, man. Low blow.
I am now the grim reaper, come here, ali_star, I won't hurt you...
We all know ALISTAIR is to blame! AS ALWAYS!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
I had a race with a snail once. It went slow.
Yesterday I had some coleslaw.