Sing me some sad opera, buddy.
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Sing me some sad opera, buddy.
Stop using the same words!
I'm suing you for picking difficult words to modify.
I'll just swing over here, then.
Bzzzzz, I'm a friendly bee. Don't worry, I won't sting you, I'm just here to satisfy my pollen addiction.
There was a nasty stink coming from my bathroom thanks to my stupid cat.
"Oh no, there's a scary lunatic chasing us, we should stick together", said nobody in any slasher movie ever.
You can't criticize them. I bet you would do the same if you were stuck in that universe.
I would find a suitable weapon, tuck it down my trousers, and then surprise the killer when he/she/it gets close.
Is that a duck in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 8D
There are a couple of naughty words I could change that to, but I better not push my luck.
Lick my lollipop.
That's a sick lollipop, dude!
I'm wearing a silk dress.
Why are you leaning on the window sill?
Argh, I'm ill.
Does anyone care about my interests at all?
Oh, look! A pretty ball!
Does anyone want to go with me to the mall?
Call me if you survive.