I'm as calm as a cucumber.
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I'm as calm as a cucumber.
That's not the balm which Bob was looking for.
Anybody fancy a pasty barm?
I found some in a barn, though I doubt you'll want it.
Aren't you the person who started a fight in a bar?
It wasn't my fault, it was the bear!
It wasn't my fault, it was the beer!
How drunk have you been recently?
What has been seen can not be unseen.
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
Leek and potato soup.
Is it bad if my pipe should leak in this cold winter?
Those kind of leaks are dangerous, my friend.
Ducks have beaks. Pretty common knowledge, I hope.
*Breaks the fourth wall.*
The powder breads the chicken in preparation for cooking.
*Finds out his brother in law is a drug kingpin. Treads lightly*
*Reads newspaper while smoking a pipe.*
Hi Nemo, I read that it was your birthday yesterday. How did it go?
Let's be real here. He doesn't care about you because you didn't attend his party.