One Letter Modifier

I think that was said 3 posts before.

Also, I'm the only Gensokyo resident here :C

EDIT: My cellar was ratty (full of rats)

I drove along the rutty road.

A butty is an English slang for a sandwich.

Eat too many and it will go straight to your butt.

Let's bust out of here!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is no escape from this place.

I got my environmentalist friend two burs as a present.

Well, today I ate 3 buns

Anyone who makes LBP-related puns should be sacked.

Yeah, and we'll give him a punt with the leg

There is a very naughty modification I could make to that word, but I won't do that. Instead I'll enjoy a nice pint of beer.

And I'll pant because I just ran 9001 km

Whoops, I forgot to wear pants again today.

Just wait until someone rants about pants-wearing

He rents out his apartment to subletters when he's gone for the holidays.

And it only costs 59 cents.

Be sure no one dents your car

Or else we couldn't go on our camping trip. It would've been "in tents"! lolseewhatididthere

Hmmmm.... a play on words. Interesting, Mr R1D3R. Hey, do you remember playing Portal 2 with me? Doing all those tests?

Hold on, I can't answer you. I'm putting food in all my bird nests.