I can only find lint in my pocket...
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I can only find lint in my pocket...
Would you like a pint of milk?
Phew. Typing so much makes me pant.
Putting my pants is realy hard
Really?
Maybe you've got ants in your pants.
Sometimes it's hard to resist my wants and needs, like itchy pants and pints of milk.
I can make your dreams come true with magic wands.
My sister winds the clock a little too tightly.
Maybe she had too many fine wines.
If I was a polygamist, I'd ask her to be one of my wives.
Would you take her to hear the crashing waves of the ocean?
You shouldn't stop asking until she has caved.
Maybe an index card full of questions will help.
If only I had a car.
Maybe a cart will do?
Nope! I think it lost a part.
Let's throw a missing part party!
I guess we could get a little arty with the decorations.