I've been sent from the future to warn you about darning with the yarn.
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I've been sent from the future to warn you about darning with the yarn.
My shirt was worn when you warned me about darning with the yarn.
I was born in 1986. A time before people were offended by everything.
Did you eat corn after you were born?
Only after they cut my umbilical cord.
The seat of life is empty and cold.
I'm getting old.
That's not odd.
I will now make an ode about this thread.
That doesn't bode well....
My body is ready.
But is your body bony?
That's not a word, I think bodgy might be though....Quote:
Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R
What kind of dictionary did you check for that? Every dictionary I check has "bony" as an adjective form of "bone", and this forum accepts "bony" as a correctly spelled word, and in fact doesn't accept "bodgy".Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali_Star
Well this form thinks crap is a worse word than ****, so you shouldn't trust it. Anyway, that's that done and dusted.... onto the next word!
With that problem solved, let's dine.
Felling the smell of pine.
Who left this pile of crap here?
Sorry for not posting for the past few days, I took half a sleeping pill and have only just woken up.
I'll hold a poll to see how many people actually missed you. :hero:
Everyone who says they missed me gets invited to my pool party.
Guests must provide their own pool
Only a fool would look past the ridiculous disclaimer.
Me hungry. You give me food now.
Are you in a greedy mood right now?
Yo dawg, don't be steppin in my hood, ya dig?
Hold that thought, I have to answer this call.
*Holds the door so you have to speed up awkwardly.*
Why are there holes in my cheese? I wanted cheese from Switzerland, not Swiss cheese!
Fire engines need fire hoses.
Fire engine parties need fire engine hosts.
I'm looking to purchase your business, please could you send me the expected costs?
No, but I could send you lots of sponsored coats.
I should buy boats.
You ungrateful brats.
The trumpet and the saxophone are examples of brass instruments.
WYR have a buttery biscuit base, or a buttery biscuit bass?
Wait... sorry, wrong game.
WYR have a buttery biscuit base, or a buttery biscuit bass?
Wait... sorry, wrong person.
You are the bane of my life.
I am writing with my bare hands.
Your posts are a rare occurance these days.